Best college basketball coach responses to Presidential Oval Office small talk through the years:

JFK: "We'll be Young and Discreet."
LBJ: "We'll be Young and Willing to Fight in Unwinnable Wars Half a World Away."
Nixon: "We'll be Young and Vindictive."
Ford: "We'll be Young and Moderately Coordinated."
Carter: "We'll be Young and Needlessly Unconventional."
Reagan: "We'll be Young and Greedy."
Bush I: "We'll be Young and Totally Disengaged."
Clinton: "We'll be Young and Horny."
Bush II: "We'll be Young and Willing to Shop at Frivolous Franchise Businesses in Shopping Malls as a National Call to Action."
Obama: "We'll be Young and Hungry. Quite literally on both counts."