Totally unrelated, but Brot will be pleased to know that Porter has offered a scholarship to Bruno Skokna's running mate on Croatia's Under 18 squad, Boris Badenov.

Badenov said on Twitter that he plans to transfer from Wossamatta U. in January. The 6'9" power forward averaged 13 points and 8 rebounds for the W.U. Nogoodniks last year.

Also--Because Boris is coming aboard, his lady friend will be joining the Cheer leading team--She is reported to be a tall raven haired beauty name of NATASHA FATALE !!