Watching these fat jokes stream in is like watching Jordan in his prime

I think "Yo Mama Kelly" is better, because we can use it to tap into a whole reservoir of ready-made "Yo Mama is so fat" jokes circulating on the internet.

http://www.yomamajokesgalore.com/


Frankly, I am exhausted trying to come up with original material, and it's hurting my relationship with Walter.

The implication that Kelly is anyone's mother isn't something I'd wish on my worst enemy.

Besides, you can still rely on "Kelly's so fat, light bends around him."

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Cigarboy sucks!

How about "Tom-ama Kelly"?

Tom-ama Kelly so fat he got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.