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PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:19 pm 
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First, it's narrated by B (good job, B!)

But the take away? There's a great shot of Jabba the Kelly. Wanna bet he made sure that was included?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:18 am 
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Kelly's favorite wine: Fat Bastard.

Kelly's favorite beer: Fat Tire

Kelly's favorite cocktail: Fat Cat


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:32 am 
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Kelly's favorite holiday: Fat Tuesday

Kelly's favorite pool player: Minnesota Fats

Kelly's favorite silent comedian: Fatty Arbuckle

Kelly's favorite apparition: Our Lady of Fatima


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Tom Kelly rides into a bar on a horse. The bartender asks the horse "Why the long face?" The horse replies "If you had a Fat Bastard sitting on you all day, you'd have a long face too."


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:19 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:25 am 
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Tom Kelly and Kim Kardashian walk into a bar...sideways.


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Tom Kelly walks into a bar having an All You Can Eat Chicken Wings Special. Gallus domesticus is placed on the Endangered Species List by U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.


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swellafelon wrote:
Tom Kelly walks into a bar having an All You Can Eat Chicken Wings Special. Gallus domesticus is placed on the Endangered Species List by U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.


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Tom Kelly and Little Miss Muffet walk into a bar. Miss Muffet orders Curds and Whey. Kelly orders only Curds, telling the bartender he's trying watch his whey.


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Tom Kelly walks into Ireland's wearing a black leather bustier, chocolate thong panties, spike heels and his Loyola letterman jacket. The bartender admonishes him for his dress code violation: "Sir, I find your wardrobe inappropriate and disrespectful in this place. I will not serve you until you show better manners." Kelly takes off his Loyola letterman jacket and the bartender says: "That's better, but we also have a policy against bringing in outside food..."


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