A few days ago I wrote our Sports Information Director Bill Behrns a nice civil email informing him of the recent upsurge of bot followers on the Loyola Men's Basketball Twitter Account. I wasn't expecting much in reply; maybe a polite "Thank you for your interest in Rambler basketball. We are aware of the situation and are looking into it. Etcetera, etcetera."
Instead I got nothing. Nada. Zilch. Silent as the "H" in "Behrns".
This got me thinking. Why no reply to my email? Why no action on the flood of bot followers?
Then it hit me. A flash of insight. Eureka! The only possible explanation is that "Bill Behrns" is a bot himself/itself.
This explains so much more than just the Twitter issue.
Hear me out.
With the advances in Artificial Intelligence (AI), more and more jobs are becoming suitable for automation. This includes the field of journalism, and particularly sports journalism. In fact automation in sports journalism has already happened. As far back as 2015 the Associated Press has used AI to write articles about Minor League baseball games.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... icles.htmlNow if you read, back-to-back, a fair-sized sample of Behrn's recaps of Rambler games, the formulaic quality of the accounts jumps out at you. It is as if there is a master template which Behrns follows unwaveringly. For any given game Behrns simply inserts particular statistics, player names, etc. into the appropriate template slots. It screams robot writing, early generation robot writing at that.
Further evidence that Behrns is a bot is his writing of press releases for Rambler staff hires, providing suitable quotes for AD Watson or others. Here are some examples :
Holly Strauss O'Brien: "Holly is a rising star in the profession..."
Jennee Lange "Jenee is a talented young coach and a rising star in the profession..."
Maria Noucas "Maria is a rising star in our game..."
Kate Achter"Kate Achter is one of the rising stars in college basketball "
Amanda BerkleyWe are thrilled to add Amanda to the Loyola family. She is a rising star in the profession..."
Now either we
do have an entire constellation of rising stars in the Athletic Department, or Behrn's writing software needs an upgrade on adjectives.
So I think the evidence is overwhelming that Bill Behrns is a bot, and all the fake followers of the Loyola Men's Basketball Twitter Account are his bot buddies.