swellafelon wrote:
So many questions:
1. If I don't have a regulation Harry Potter scarf, is a pink feather boa an acceptable substitute?
2. Is it pronounced "Lie ola" or "Loi ola?
3. How do I sneak beer into the stadium?
4. Is there an official list anywhere of prohibited words for signs?
5. Are megaphones and air horns allowed?
6. Where are the security cameras located?
7. Is male pattern baldness considered a "handicap" for parking purposes?
8. Will Grace Calhoun be there?
9. Is there an Early Bird Special or Senior Citizen Discount at the concessions? (Thanks ahunte)
10. When Loyola wins on Sunday do I storm the court or give a polite golf clap?
1. It’s the preferred choice
2. It depends on the school. SIU is the former, UNI the latter.
3. Same way you sneak stuff into prison.
4. I’ve never seen a sign, so I assume anything is fair game.
5. Encouraged, really.
6. These days, they’re everywhere. Make sure to smile while in the bathroom, they like that.
7. That would include 80% of the crowd, so no.
8. In spirit.
9. Only on Sundays.
10. Proper form is to golf clap while running onto the court.