So many questions:

1. If I don't have a regulation Harry Potter scarf, is a pink feather boa an acceptable substitute?

2. Is it pronounced "Lie ola" or "Loi ola?

3. How do I sneak beer into the stadium?

4. Is there an official list anywhere of prohibited words for signs?

5. Are megaphones and air horns allowed?

6. Where are the security cameras located?

7. Is male pattern baldness considered a "handicap" for parking purposes?

8. Will Grace Calhoun be there?

9. Is there an Early Bird Special or Senior Citizen Discount at the concessions? (Thanks ahunte)

10. When Loyola wins on Sunday do I storm the court or give a polite golf clap?

I will alert the National Guard.

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1. It’s the preferred choice

2. It depends on the school. SIU is the former, UNI the latter.

3. Same way you sneak stuff into prison.

4. I’ve never seen a sign, so I assume anything is fair game.

5. Encouraged, really.

6. These days, they’re everywhere. Make sure to smile while in the bathroom, they like that.

7. That would include 80% of the crowd, so no.

8. In spirit.

9. Only on Sundays.

10. Proper form is to golf clap while running onto the court.

1. If I don't have a regulation Harry Potter scarf, is a pink feather boa an acceptable substitute? No. All boas must be in the official Loyola maroon

2. Is it pronounced "Lie ola" or "Loi ola? RAM - BLRS

3. How do I sneak beer into the stadium? Via “internal consumption”

4. Is there an official list anywhere of prohibited words for signs? Yes. It will be available as soon as I compose it.

5. Are megaphones and air horns allowed? No. All noise makers must be recorded on your cell phone.

6. Where are the security cameras located? Everywhere.

7. Is male pattern baldness considered a "handicap" for parking purposes? No, and neither is O. P. S. (Obnoxious Personality Syndrome).

8. Will Grace Calhoun be there? Only via Skype.

9. Is there an Early Bird Special or Senior Citizen Discount at the concessions? (Thanks ahunte) Yes, but it expires Thursday at noon.

10. When Loyola wins on Sunday do I storm the court or give a polite golf clap? A Nancy Pelozi hand clap is the preferred choice for handclaps.

01 and LadyGreyBee: I am a little peeved. Your answers were funnier than my questions.

If I can hijack this thread for a quick logistical question:

My first Arch madness as an alumnus; didn’t book early enough to get the Loyola hotel but I’m flying in Thursday night and staying with some friends at a nearby hotel.

We have been planning on scalping, generally cheaper from what we’ve seen and it’s open enough that we’re confident we can move around. Should we stick with this plan or go ahead and order the LUC ticket package?

Any thoughts would be great, thanks! Especially any sarcastic responses from Swella

The best way to scalp is to get there Thursday night/Friday morning and buy the tickets off the losers

Very common for the losing team fans to sell all of their tickets on the way out of the stadium. Getting tickets would never be an issue.

Waiting for ahunte to post his answers so I can feel better about my relative comedic talent again.

If GoRamblers gave it a shot I know I'd feel good about myself.