I swear Walter is impossible to shop for at Christmas!
He complained the sweater I got him made him look fat, and should have had snaps instead of buttons because snaps are easier if you don't have opposable thumbs.
He said I should have gotten the Bacon Flavored Pork Chomps instead of the Peperoni Flavored Pork Chomps because Peperoni gives him gas.
He didn't like the cologne I picked out because he thought it made him smell like a goddamn French Poodle.
He pointed out that the boxer shorts were too roomy for him after his neutering surgery (He still won't forgive me after all these years).
He thought the DVD I bought, Marley & Me, wasn't as good as the book, and focused too much on Jennifer Aniston instead of the title character.
He thought he was too old to still be chasing tennis balls and squeak toys and would have preferred a gift card from Omaha Steaks.
Does anybody want a dog for Christmas ?? ______
Swella and Walter wish all the Ramblermaniacs Merry Christmas!
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