Double G (for Gregg), Double T (for Clampett), Quadruple L (for Hillbilly).

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It's the glasses, I think. Or maybe the receding hairline...

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Cigarboy sucks!

I wonder if "Granny Marshall" has a chance of catching on like "Johnny Junction" has?

You should print off those comparison pictures and blow them up. Bring them to the game on Sunday and you are guaranteed TV time (even though you've got a face for radio)

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Cigarboy sucks!

That would violate the terms of my Parole.

But YOU could do it!

This would be a good opportunity for one of the young, enterprising students to get some good heckling on Gregg. They are in good position and what student doesn't want to get some TV time?

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Cigarboy sucks!

Ronny Bae Clampett

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I think being totally underestimated has been good for at least two or three of our wins this season. It's amusing to read the opposing teams' message boards after their losses to us, bemoaning losing to such a lousy, inferior, or small team. They turn on their coaches, point to their injuries, second-guess strategy, or zero in on other excuses-- not too many have said "wow, those guys are good." There's also healthy skepticism of our team all around college basketball. That's why we dropped out of the mid-major top 25 after losing to #23 Northern Iowa.

Now we're giving bulletin board material to a team that's won 24 consecutive games against conference opponents? OK, but remember, these are the guys who relish playing angry.

You're right. I take it back. I'm sorry Shocker players and Shocker nation. I was very rude.

Excuse me while I go and commit seppuku.

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Cigarboy sucks!

Doughy, pasty-faced male stripper Gregg "Granny" Marshall reacts angrily after being told at an audition that he doesn't "measure up":



He was heard yelling either "Hold my coat" or "Behold my c**k" before exiting.